If you don't know, weird things happen at churches all the time. For instance, one morning I went to go get in our church van to find something like key blanks sitting on the driver seat. If you put these tools together in a certain way, you could drive off with any ford van. Thankfully or new van at the time didn't drive away with a thief!
This mornings email from our receptionist Linda, was one for the records. The email subject: Missing Stove Knobs! The body of the email, "Seriously? Can anyone shed light on this one?" Attached was a picture of our stove, who had been robbed of all four of its knobs! So here is the official BOLO (cop term for Be On The Lookout)! "Four white knobs that lovingly turn our stove off and on so the men at Men's Fraternity can cook and eat their yummy breakfast as they deepen their relationship with God." Seriously?? Who steals knobs from a stove?
